This bathroom could not have been a real bathroom. And considering Libby spent the last (and only) twenty five years of her life drowning in a sea of water and vomit on bathroom floors across the world, one would assume she’d be somewhat of an authority as to what a real bathroom was.
Imagined Q&A: Weird questions I get about being asexual
In honor of Asexuality Awareness Week, here's a Q&A I made up, but to be honest, I've answered these questions (for real, not in my head, to actual humans) way more times than I thought I ever would need to.
Me Too. Me Normal. Be Normal.
By 'normal', they meant, don't you dare talk about it.
All Cities Are The Same: An Interview with Irvine Welsh
He leans back, looking at me while idly stirring his tea, the way men in the American Mafia do when they realize they’re made men. Except made men drink cocktails. Irvine Welsh drinks tea.
Champagne Taste on a Beer Budget
I wanted to write us the greatest love story of all time. But I am not great.
What EDNOS Feels Like
Carbs. Carbs are good. Carbs will give you energy. Dairy is nutrition for baby cows. And you are not a baby cow.
Normal Weight Obesity
Who wants to be wanted for a body that fluctuates, a body that can rip itself apart if you only start to talk about how you much don't love me?
Spoons
Cover the keypad. First paycheck. Watch the mirror.
34 Street/Penn Station
Every so often the lights flicker out.
Opiates
Well, you said it was “opiates”. But I’m not stupid. I know it was heroin. You told me you lived in Jacksonville, Florida. Who the hell does anything but heroin in Jacksonville, Florida?
