In honor of Asexuality Awareness Week, here's a Q&A I made up, but to be honest, I've answered these questions (for real, not in my head, to actual humans) way more times than I thought I ever would need to. Q: Wait. You're an amoeba? A: Nope! I cannot procreate with myself, thank goodness. I'm … Continue reading Imagined Q&A: Weird questions I get about being asexual
By 'normal', they meant, don't you dare talk about it.
He leans back, looking at me while idly stirring his tea, the way men in the American Mafia do when they realize they’re made men. Except made men drink cocktails. Irvine Welsh drinks tea.
I wanted to write us the greatest love story of all time. But I am not great.
Carbs. Carbs are good. Carbs will give you energy. Dairy is nutrition for baby cows. And you are not a baby cow.
Who wants to be wanted for a body that fluctuates, a body that can rip itself apart if you only start to talk about how you much don't love me?
Cover the keypad. First paycheck. Watch the mirror.
Every so often the lights flicker out.
Well, you said it was “opiates”. But I’m not stupid. I know it was heroin. You told me you lived in Jacksonville, Florida. Who the hell does anything but heroin in Jacksonville, Florida?